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So, dnd post

I dm text adventures, less intense on the dnd rules and dice-rolling, and more intense on the roleplaying and storytelling. We dont usually pay much attention to the actual rules of the tabletop game, but there IS an element of randomness in everything that wont be plot-breaking.

So the party is gearing up to go from point A to point B, and I roll to see what kind of shenanigans befall them on the road. High roll means something really bad, low roll means something easy to beat.

And the world crit fails to give the party a hard time.

netherguard-art:

Ugh, I have like, negative motivation to finish any personal pieces, but here, I finished this at last. Inar looks extremely alarmed because Andy is a giant. Well, for a blood elf. He’s massive and ultra done and not even the homicidal warlock wants to fuck with him.
He also spontaneously decided he’d rather be a San’layn and blame the red eyes on undead magic bullshit, definitely not a San’layn, what’re you living fleshbags talking about, you don’t know anything >.>; ~~((I shouldn’t blame him entirely, I’ve been kicking the idea around for a while and he finally went for it))~~

Made (yet another) a new art blog! Maybe one I’ll actually use this time OTL

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autisticmordin:
clareironbrook:
kurasumii:
starry-nightengale:
kurasumii:
bolto:
why did the cake is a lie become the like most quoted portal thing when literally everything glados said was funnier
“Look, we both said a lot of things that *you’re* going to regret.”
“Maybe you should marry that thing since you love it so much. Do you want to marry it. WELL I WONT LET YOU. how does that feel?”
“Nice job breaking it, hero”
“Look at you. sailing through the air majestically. Like an eagle…piloting a blimp”
Like this bitch had a goldmine of good lines
“Maybe after you finish this test, I’ll let you take the elevator all the way up to the break room… and I’ll tell you about the time I saw the deer again.”
“It’s a mystery I’ll have to solve later. By myself. Because you’ll be dead.”
“Did you know that people with guilty consciences are more easily startled by loud noise– * really loud ass train horn* “I’m sorry, I don’t know why that went off. Anyway, just an interesting science fact.“
“Well done. Here come the test results: You are a horrible person. I’m serious, that’s what it says: A horrible person. We weren’t even testing for that.”
“Don’t let that ‘horrible person’ thing discourage you. It’s just a data point. If it makes you feel any better, science has now validated your birth mother’s decision to abandon you on a doorstep.”
”Remember before when I was talking about smelly garbage standing around being useless? That was a metaphor. I was actually talking about you. And I’m sorry. You didn’t react at the time, so I was worried it sailed right over your head. Which would have made this apology seem insane. That’s why I had to call you garbage a second time just now.“
“Wait. This next test DOES require some explanation. Let me give you the fast version- [unintelligible] There. If you have any questions, just remember what I said in slow motion. Test on your own recognizance, I’ll be right back.”
“This next test involves turrets. You remember them, right? They’re the pale spherical things that are full of bullets. Oh wait. That’s you in five seconds. Good luck.”
“That jumpsuit you’re wearing looks stupid. That’s not me talking, it’s right here in your file. On other people it looks fine, but right here a scientist has noted that on you it looks stupid. Well, what does a neck-bearded old engineer know about fashion? He probably - Oh, wait. It’s a she. Still, what does she know? Oh wait, it says she has a medical degree. In fashion! From France!”
“Oh, hi. How are you holding up? Because I’m a POTATO.”
”Remember, these exhibits ARE interactive. Like a children’s museum. So that means the pits of acid are filled with REAL acid. Like at a WELL FUNDED children’s museum.“
“No tricks. This potato only generates 1.1 volts of electricity. I literally do not have the energy to lie to you.”
“Tell you what, let’s give your parents a call right now.”
[phone ringing] “The birth parents you are trying to reach do not love you. Please hang up.” [Dial tone]
“Oh, that’s sad. But impressive. Maybe they worked at the phone company.“

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Demon cat demands attention (wait for it).

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Could you please reblog this if you are a witch who isn’t Wiccan?

forcefish:

Yo

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saltyoldgrandpa:
“Our AC is out so I’m letting him sleep on the bed where the fan is blowing
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thehomosexuals:

There’s a trend on tumblr that is more than rampant, and since it’s been going on for so fucking long i feel the need to speak on it.
Tumblr hates trans men.
“But thehomosexuals!” you might be screaming. “I see positivity posts every 5 minutes on my dash! They’re always saying trans men are valid!” And to that I’d ask you how many of those were about trans men, and how many of those were about feminine trans men.
If you said that more than 90% of those posts are for feminine trans men, then you are definitey using the same website as I and thousands of other trans men are.
Now, feminine trans men are so fucking valid and they deserve all the love and support, but when every single positivity post is about feminine trans men….. that kind of reaks of something more malicious. While it’s true that feminine trans men would face more discrimination for wanting to adhere to traditionally feminine things while also identifying as a male, there’s something more insidious going on.
It’s not an unknown fact that tumblr has ill will toward every sect of men. It’s went beyond the type of “down with cis” joking attitude to actual malicious will. And in my opinion (and others opinions as well, believe me this isn’t the first time i’ve brought this up to anyone), this is bordering on fetishization and erasure.
there are people on this website who are more than happy to praise feminine trans men for their femininity, but the minute a trans man wants to be more “traditionally masculine” theyre seen as disgusting and horrible and adhering to toxic masculinity. there are people on here who believe that feminine trans men are superior and Braver. there are people on here who think masculine trans men deserve fuck all and could basically be the cisgender people of the transgender community. there are people on here who use feminine trans men as a token that they don’t hate men, when really theyre attracted to the “female” aspects of their identity and erase the fact that they are men from their minds.
you heard me right. there are people on here who use the femininity of some trans men to erase the fact that they are still men. there will be post after post saying that men who look like women are wonderful. not valid as men, not manly as hell, they’re wonderful. and thats true, but theyre still men. theyre not your UwU babbies to love and cherish like little newborns. they are not women. they are not for your eyes. they have their own identity.
again, im gonna end this with the fact that feminine trans men are wonderful and valid and theyre still manly as hell even if they adhere to all “traditionally feminine” things. they are still men. they are still valid.
and using feminine trans men as your scapegoat for “not hating men” while simultaneously only harping on the “female” aspects of their identity is transphobic.

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…why has it taken me this long to think to cosplay Sebastian

Im a frick frackin idiot

gloomyravioli-blog asked: 7, 8 14, 21

7. The worst thing you’ve ever seen happen to a cartoon that ruined it.
Mary Sues/Gary Stues destroy my life.

8. A cancelled/forgotten cartoon you would bring back to television.
XAOLIN SHOWDOWN, BITCHES, I DONT KNOW IF IT WAS CANCELED OR NOT BUT I MISS THAT SHOW

14. The best episode of a cartoon you really like.
This is harder than it should be.

Going back to Xaolin Showdown bc why not, the episode where we learn like everything about Chase Young, because of reasons.
Also every episode of Yu Yu Hakusho where Kurama gets the shit beat out of him (not because I don’t like him, quite the contrary, BECAUSE I like him).
Also also the episode of Saint Seiya where Hyoga is a cold, distant asshole to the Hydra dude, and manages to successfully pull it off, bc usually arrogant fucks like him get his ass handed to him, but he managed to not. Good on u, buddy.

21. Something you would like to see more than anything in a cartoon.
WELL WRITTEN LGBT+ representation. Like, we’re beginning to move in the right direction, yes, but like, all of the spectrum, bc there’s a lot of it. And it doesn’t need to be in the same show, like sometimes you don’t actually meet people of a particular orientation just bc that’s how life worked, you just haven’t met someone like that, that’s fine, but MORE representation, we need more of that, but only well-written representation, because poorly written representation will only make matters worse and generally be insulting.

But that’s an entirely other rant that I’m sure a lot of people could add onto.

…also, am I allowed to say my own work? Bc that’d be p sweet and also mean that I got my ass in gear and DID something for a change… OTL